Nov 19, 01:16 PM

NO ETHERNET WTF LAME

I sat with the Wii in one hand.

In the other hand, an ethernet cable connected to my router.

“Where to plug?” I ask myself.

“No plug sry.” Myself answers.

“WTF OMG LAME!!!!!” I exclaim, smoldering with anger.

Boggled by this disastrous moment in my life, to the computer I ran; “to Google! to Google!” Quickly I type: “wii ethernet!”

Result: “News: Wii Ethernet Coming.”

In anguish I yell: “NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

But there is salvation: THE WII WILL WORK WITH THE NINTENDO WIFI CONNECTOR, of which I have one for the DS.

Sadly, I am afraid for the millions of new Wii owners out there who do not have a wireless router nor a Nintendo WiFi connector. Tell me Nintendo, how many “non-gamers” out there have a configured Wifi home network? And serious gaming over WiFi = LOSE.

How could this happen?

I expect to see these Nintendo WiFi connectors SOLD OUT EVERYWHERE for MONTHS (if the even still exist).

-Jon
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